Joke...

I'm cleaning up my desk as we are moving offices this weekend and I stumbled upon a jok I had written down which I ejoyed, so I thought I'd share it....

Heaven on Earth...
If...
all the Police were British.
all the Mechanics were German.
all the Cooks were French.
all the Lovers, Italian.
and it was ll organized by the Swiss.

Hell on earth would be if
all the Cooks were British.
all the Police, German.
all the Mechanics were French.
all the Lovers were Swiss.
and it was organzied by the Italians.